2017

2017

Brian Jerome sometimes exists and sometimes he does not. Other times he exists as a cat inside of a box inside of a thought experiment. He lives as man in a world of wizards.

Brian Jerome has had “sex”. Brian Jerome fucking loves gold. Since age 7, Brian has only consumed one meal a day. That one meal is of 3 hard boiled eggs and 1 liter of apple cider vinegar.

Brian Jerome believes that egg yolks are appreciated but underestimated; that they should be served like ketchup: in a bottle next to napkins at a diner. He believes George W. Bush knows what he did.

 

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